Welcome To My Funny World

Funny Sign 1

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Funny football

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Funny Bookshelf

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Funny Bike

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Nothing to Say....!!

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Destroy....

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Choose Me......!!!

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Baby Cat Peeping From.....!!!

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Funny Quotes

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did,
in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one."

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
funny quotes, Noelie Altito.

"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
funny quotes, Ken Dodd.

"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool"
funny quotes, Edgar Watson Howe.

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
funny quotes, Unknown.

"My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil."
funny quotes, Paul Getty.

Again Some Wedding Photo

2009-11-06T09:45:00.001-08:00

Nasty Bug

2009-11-06T09:34:00.000-08:00

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.

The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "

" What can I do? " he pleaded.

" Not much " he doctor replied. " There's just a nasty bug going around."

Funny Swiming Video

2009-11-04T06:06:00.000-08:00

The Bar Story

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This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death.

However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground.

Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"

Funny Quotes

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"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
funny quotes, Albert Einstein

"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
funny quotes, Lisa Hoffman.

"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
funny quotes, Anonymous.

"A rich man's joke is always funny."
funny quotes, Proverb.

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
funny quotes, Winston Churchill.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
funny quotes, Oscar Wilde.

"There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
funny quotes, Franklin.

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."
funny quotes, Mark Twain.

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
funny quotes, David Friedman.

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
funny quotes, Unknown.

Funny Face

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Funny Sign

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Please give some money....!!!

Some Funny Wedding Photo

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Very Funny Comedy Video

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Trust!

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Live Today!

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Beauty!

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Value!

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Money!

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Marriage!

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Don't Hurt Anyone!

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Some Funny Arabic Video

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First Job

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A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.

One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot."

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those as*!#!es at Home Depot ever deliver the fu*#'ng sheet rock..."

Funny Quotes

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"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
funny quotes by, Yogi Berra

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" funny quotes by, Yogi Berra

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
funny quotes by, Bill Cosby

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
funny quotes, Anonymous.

"Half of the people in the world are below average."
funny quotes, Anonymous.

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
funny quotes, Yogi Berra.

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
funny quotes, Calvin.

"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
funny quotes, Calvin and Hobbes.

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
funny quotes, Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Wedding Photo

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Funny Wedding Photo

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Husband is really so tired.

Funny Wedding Photo

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What the husband is trying????

Trying to Manage Fire from Sun

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Funny Stage Drama Video

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Weight Loss Plan

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A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

Two zebras pondering

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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Funny Picture

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is he trying to eat the sun??????

Funny Quotes

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• "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
funny quote by, Homer J Simpson.

• "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
funny quotes, Unknown.

• "He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
funny quote by, Chuck Tanner.

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
funny quotes by, Bob Hope

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
funny quotes by, Dean Martin

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
funny quotes by, Jim Wohford

The Service

2009-10-21T10:07:00.001-07:00

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.

"What is this?" Alex asked.

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

Funny Salman Khan Picture

2009-10-21T09:58:00.000-07:00

This is a picture a famous Indian star name Salman Khan. He has already done so many popular movie. But if his face will like this Then what will happen?? Just think about it.

Funny Ameer Khan Picture

2009-10-21T09:47:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of famous bollywood actor Ameer Khan. He has already done so many popular movie. But if his face will like this Then what will happen?? Just think about it.

Blonde paint job

2009-10-21T00:53:00.001-07:00

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Relationship Joke

2009-10-21T00:50:00.000-07:00

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Funny Wedding Video

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ATM

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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Joke

2009-10-20T10:41:00.000-07:00

Once two drunk person was driving a car very speedy. 1st one told to the driver that , please slow the speed, I am very much afraid.

Then the driver replied, If you are afraid then you can close your eyes like me.

Funny Quotes

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• "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
funny quote by, Homer J Simpson.

• "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
funny quotes, Unknown.

• "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor

• "I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
funny quotes, Rodney Dangerfield

• "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," Calvin.

• "Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
funny quotes, Calvin and Hobbes.

• "Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman.

• "Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
Funny Quote by, John Peers.

• "You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
funny quote by, Pearl Williams.

• "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
funny quote by, Lyndon B. Johnson.

Funny Wedding Photo

2009-10-20T10:26:00.000-07:00

A little boy dancing with a lady in a wedding ceremony. I think husband was absent. That is why that boy is giving proxy. That little boy hug the lady very well.

Funny Iraq Vedio

2009-10-19T05:38:00.000-07:00

Watch this video. This video from Iraq war. It i so funny.

Money

2009-10-19T05:27:00.000-07:00

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

Funny Smoking

2009-10-19T05:23:00.001-07:00

Smoking is bad for health. Everybody knows it. How smoke affect the people, this picture indicate that thing. But the picture is really too funny.

How is women??

2009-10-19T05:13:00.000-07:00

Once a journalist ask a question to W.C. Fields that how is women? I mean what do you think about women?
Then he replied, "Women are like elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one."

Some Funny Jokes

2009-10-19T05:10:00.000-07:00

1. Wife: Am I too fat??
Husband: No!
Wife: But the photographer of the studio took group photo photo price to me.

2. Husband: If I die tomorrow, then tell me what will be your first responsibility?
Wife: My first responsibility will be to send your news to your Bema company.

3. Father: Where are you going?
Son: I am going to find some beautiful girl of this city.
Father: Please don’t mind. Can I go with you???

Monkey Wedding

2009-10-19T05:03:00.000-07:00

Monkey wedding ceremony. Belief it or not. They are monkey, so what, they have also some wish in their life. Isn't it my friends.....???

American Muslim Comedians

2009-10-18T10:25:00.000-07:00

Watch this video, I think you will enjoy it.....!!!

Cinderella Would Be Shocked

2009-10-18T10:20:00.000-07:00

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever"

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Darn...is it midnight already?"

Funny Exercise

2009-10-18T10:17:00.001-07:00

Exercise makes a man perfect.

Nature of Bush

2009-10-18T10:10:00.000-07:00

This is the nature of Bush. Always he think that someone is stolen something from him. What actually he is doing all the time. Very Funny....!!!

My funny Jokes

2009-10-18T06:52:00.000-07:00

Once an American, a Chines and a Bangladeshi talking.

American: Our dogs can find bomb.

Chines: Our fishes can play football.

Bangladeshi: These are nothing. Just see our goats can read. Like now you are reading it...!!

Funny Bush

2009-10-18T06:38:00.000-07:00

Everybody knows Bush is the no. 1 terrorist of the world. Why I I am saying it? I know that most of the people will accept my cause. When Bush attack Afghanistan, then his main issue was to catch Osama Bin Laden. Until USA can not find him. After that he attack Iraq. Then the issue was that Iraq has so many atomic bomb of them. But still American army did not find anything. But so many people, specially children, women died for those two war. Actually they did not do anything. That is why I always say that Bush is the no. 1 terrorist of the world.If I have the ability to catch him, then I will do the thing like that what you are seeing in the picture above. It will be very interesting....!!!

Longest Dog of The World

2009-10-17T11:32:00.000-07:00

What you are thinking about this picture? Do you thinking that this is the longest dog of the world? No my friend. Actually three dogs are there. You are observing one of of them is looking at you and another is showing his ass to you, and the third one is behind the tree. For this reason you can not see the middle one. This is the secret.

Funny Umbrella

2009-10-17T11:22:00.000-07:00

Do you want to buy this umbrella? If you want to buy it then you have to go to Japan. Because in you can get this kind of umbrella.

The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

2009-10-17T11:19:00.001-07:00

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:

"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"

Funny Poster

2009-10-17T10:55:00.000-07:00

This is one of the funniest poster of the world. I have found it in Bangladesh. In this poster somebody is written that "BE CAREFUL, DEVELOPMENT WORKING IS GOING ON OF MY MIND."

The World’s Funniest Real Ads

2009-10-16T13:40:00.001-07:00

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

Bush and Laden

2009-10-16T09:29:00.000-07:00

Dear friends, I know I do not need to introduce them to you. Everybody knows them well. But in this picture they are looking different. If really it will happen then it will be more funnier thing than the picture………!!!!!

Catch a Rabbit

2009-10-15T13:45:00.001-07:00

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Funny Story

2009-10-15T13:20:00.000-07:00

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room.  Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way.  At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.  At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.  "I will  tell my saddest story first," he said.  "I left the room key in
the car!"

Funny soccer video

2009-10-14T13:24:00.000-07:00

Football is one of famous sport in the world. But lots of funny things happening in this famous game. Just watch this video, then you will understand.......!!!!

A man under furnitures

2009-10-14T13:18:00.000-07:00

Dear friends, Here a man under lots of furniture. You can see there is a bottle of alcohol is there also. Is he drunk or not? Whatever it is. I am looking for the upper body portion of that man. If you find it then please inform me....!!!!

Funny Instruction

2009-10-14T13:10:00.000-07:00

Here you can see an instruction. That instruction is written by the authority of an organization. I think this is very funny instruction. What do you think.....????

Funny soccer

2009-10-14T12:18:00.000-07:00

This is the photo of a football match in between Brazil and Argentina. In this picture the Brazilian player actually what is trying to do?? Actually he is trying to take the ball but if you give attention then you will find out another thing and then you will get the funny thing. So friends lets try to find out that thing........!!!

Students of Manarat International University in Bangladesh

2009-10-14T00:43:00.000-07:00

They are the students of Manarat International University. I think they are actually trying to give something to the environment because in Bangladesh the weather is going too hot few days. That is why they are doing their toilet under the open sky. We can understand another thing from this picture, that is "unity is power." So friends, what you thinking....????