Funny Quotes

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
funny quotes by, Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
funny quotes, Anonymous.


"Half of the people in the world are below average."
funny quotes, Anonymous.


"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
funny quotes, Yogi Berra.


"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
funny quotes, Calvin.


"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
funny quotes, Calvin and Hobbes.


"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
funny quotes, Rodney Dangerfield